*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*
Mom, are you sure you don’t want any help?
no I don’t need any help I can do it all by myself just like I do everything in this house, by myself…..
i need 7 billion arms so i can punch everyone at once
So you want to punch all the babies, sick, elderly and coma patients? I see.
actually 2 billion of those punches were for you
I guess this just goes to show that we ALL see flaws in ourselves, regardless of what other people might see. I mean, I don’t LIKE that they think/say these things about themselves, but it puts things in perspective a bit.
if you don’t appreciate thick thighs you can get outta here
He did it. He actually managed to describe how it feels to live with depression and suicidal tendencies.
this is really, really important
This guy always manages to make me sob
My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.