The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-
It goes from everything from
and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…
And then one time when the show got canceled…
and then when it came back..
you’re missing my favorite one though
if you ever feel weak or powerless, just remember that I, am not. And I am out there, very dangerous and I am looking for you. Good luck
Jon Stewart (via neonchills)
MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT
DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP
HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THIS BAD
do you want to hear a joke
the north american education system
- person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
- me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"
Am I the only one who thinks Iggy Azalea looks just like Charlotte Pickles?
But why would you shade Ms. Pickles like that?