soselfimportant:

my 12 year old stepson just handed me a literal wad of cash and said “buy yourself somethin nice”

it is like 400 dollars

where did he get it

what is

what

what

what

what

w h a t

thebecinator:

bambiparadise:

A picture of the eclipse 2012 from the nasa.

beautiful!!

Oh my dear lord. This is so fucking beautiful. Not even kidding.


(Source: focusonourdreams)

triye:

Titty fuckin is the most romantic way to fuck your girl cuz that’s when you closest to her heart

Here is the world. Beautiful and terrible things will happen. Don’t be afraid.
Frederick Buechner (via amandaonwriting)

me3zyy:

Look at his horrified face.

(Source: shitshilarious)

thedewdabides:

SAND IN THE POTATO SALAD

(Source: yourscaitlin)

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feliciamercury:

davegrohlgetinmybed:

negativeonehalf:

toocooltobehipster:

carly rae jepson - call me maybe

OMFG THE CHORUS IS GOING TO GIVE ME NIGHTMARES..

OMG THATS CARED TE LIVING FUKC OUT OF ME

oh god

basically what this song has become

(Source: mybuddykeiths-choice-ass)


asgardfeels:

more Asgard and Jotunheim concept art for Thor

image (literally)