wellalright: if i was the devil hell would be just be like life only all the sound would be off by like half a second.
gracie-geek: kristineeeezy: While I was...
At home: I want to go out, I want friends.
When I go out: I want to go home, I hate people.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: dentist: *scrapes gums with sharp metal instruments* dentist: ur bleedin because u dont floss
I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of...– Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged (via thebooksyoulove)
fuckyeah1990s: Vengaboys - Boom, Boom, Boom,...
payday-parade: plot twist: he’s actually having a gay affair with Jake from State Farm.
triye: Its all fun and games until u tryna get dat last corner of a fitted sheet on ya mattress