July 2012
wellalright:
if i was the devil hell would be just be like life only all the sound would be off by like half a second.
June 2012
At home: I want to go out, I want friends.
When I go out: I want to go home, I hate people.
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:
dentist: *scrapes gums with sharp metal instruments* dentist: ur bleedin because u dont floss
I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of...
– Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged (via thebooksyoulove)
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payday-parade:
plot twist: he’s actually having a gay affair with Jake from State Farm.
triye:
Its all fun and games until u tryna get dat last corner of a fitted sheet on ya mattress