July 2012
aquus:
pizzaforpresident:
pizzaforpresident:
BETTY WHITE DIED OMG NO
whoops false alarm
dont ever do that again
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
how is it almost august im like 100% sure it was new years yesterday
seventhbrother:
At my work, when a guest says “thank you” it’s the new company policy to say “my pleasure” instead of any other reply. I’ve been having a hard time remembering to say it instead of you’re welcome, and today when one of my customers said thank you I accidentally mashed both replies together and said “you’re my pleasure” while making complete eye contact
put some numbers in my ask
1: let's have sex
herspanic:
I would betray all of you in the Hunger Games
herspanic:
infants are scary as shit like if you drop it its broken no gift receipts
straight guys: miley cyrus is so hot
gay guys: miley cyrus is so hot
lesbians: miley cyrus is so hot
not lesbians: miley cyrus is so hot
oprah: miley cyrus is so hot
jesus: miley cyrus is so hot
earth: miley cyrus is so hot
miley cyrus: miley cyrus is so hot
me: shut the fuck up
codons:
It was all because of your no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather.
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THE DARK KNIGHT RISES
this is literally the movie.
blackbruise:
I hate the word homophobia.
It is not a phobia.
You are not scared.
You are just an asshole.
“Let the rain kiss you. Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops. Let the rain sing you a lullaby.” ― Langston Hughes
“Once you live a good story, you get a taste for a kind of meaning in life, and...”
– Donald Miller, A Million Miles in a Thousand Years (via creatingaquietmind)
Can I lie with you in your grave?
“I don’t want to earn my living; I want to live.”
– Oscar Wilde (via giganti)
“I’d rather read the iTunes User Agreement.”
– one of the Amazon reviewers on Fifty Shades of Grey (via edwrad) 