aquus: pizzaforpresident: pizzaforpresident: BETTY WHITE DIED OMG NO whoops false alarm dont ever do that again
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
how is it almost august im like 100% sure it was new years yesterday
seventhbrother: At my work, when a guest says “thank you” it’s the new company policy to say “my pleasure” instead of any other reply. I’ve been having a hard time remembering to say it instead of you’re welcome, and today when one of my customers said thank you I accidentally mashed both replies together and said “you’re my pleasure” while making complete eye contact
put some numbers in my ask
1: let's have sex
herspanic: I would betray all of you in the Hunger Games
herspanic: infants are scary as shit like if you drop it its broken no gift receipts
straight guys: miley cyrus is so hot
gay guys: miley cyrus is so hot
lesbians: miley cyrus is so hot
not lesbians: miley cyrus is so hot
oprah: miley cyrus is so hot
jesus: miley cyrus is so hot
earth: miley cyrus is so hot
miley cyrus: miley cyrus is so hot
me: shut the fuck up
codons: It was all because of your no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather.
THE DARK KNIGHT RISES
this is literally the movie.
blackbruise: I hate the word homophobia. It is not a phobia. You are not scared. You are just an asshole.
“Let the rain kiss you. Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops. Let the rain sing you a lullaby.” ― Langston Hughes
Once you live a good story, you get a taste for a kind of meaning in life, and...– Donald Miller, A Million Miles in a Thousand Years (via creatingaquietmind)
Can I lie with you in your grave?
I don’t want to earn my living; I want to live.– Oscar Wilde (via giganti)
I’d rather read the iTunes User Agreement.– one of the Amazon reviewers on Fifty Shades of Grey (via edwrad)